Read this Post on Reuben Abati's blog today

"See why certificate is important: A plane was about to crash and there were only four parachutes in the plane. Meanwhile there were five passengers in it. The first passenger was Cristiano Ronaldo and he said: I'm the best footballer, I cant die now". So he took one parachute and jumped out of the plane.

The second passenger was Aliko Dangote and he said "I'm the richest man in Africa and I'm too young to die". So he took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.

 The third passenger was General Buhari and he said: " I'm the person with the highest integrity in Nigeria and I'm about to win presidency so I can't die now, my people still need me". So he took one and jumped out of the plane.

Then the remaining two passengers left were Pope Francis and a little school girl. The Pope said to the little girl, "take the last parachute, I'll sacrifice my life for you". The little girl replied. "No need for that. There are two parachutes left".

 The Pope asked, "how come?" The little girl replied; "General Buhari took my school bag".

 *Even the little girl knows better!"